The University of O was founded in April of 2020 and since then it has taught at least 24 people about kissing. Our NO FEE policy, alongside our radical approach to just about everything, has sent us straight to the top of the league tables. We are open to every body universally, wherever, whoever, whatever you are.
RESPONSE TO CORONAVIRUS
Covid-19 has stopped us from touching each other which is a shame but the University of O met this challenge head on, pioneering a new form of long-distance education, accessible through the power of the internet, with a focus on thinking about touching each other instead.
Other universities have followed our lead with their own websites but don’t let them tell you it was their idea. It was definitely ours.
So if you’re planning on pursuing your education, either as a new student or a returning one (perhaps you studied kissing with us in the previous academic year) we are pleased to welcome you into the student body.
Sometimes an encounter with academia and extreme levels of expertise can feel intimidating, but here at the University of O, you don’t need to worry about that. You can even study in secret. No need to tell anyone - even us! Simply open the lessons and begin you further education.